Tag: Bible Jokes
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Internet Proverbs, Wisdom Edition: If Solomon Had Been A Millennial
Wisdom has built her tiny house she has hewn her recycled seven pallet coffee table. She has sliced her avocados; she has mixed her kombucha; she has decorated her table with Hobby Lobby succulents. “Come! Eat of my gluten free bread; and drink of my kombucha. Leave your SJW ways and get a life, walk…
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Internet Proverbs: If Solomon Had Been A Millennial
Arguing with a fool on the internet is like wrestling a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it. A wise woman considers her child’s health and nutrition, but posting about it on Facebook is like poking a thousand bears. The prudent person recognizes a troll and mutes them, but the simple keep…
Jenn Greenberg 